Bonnie could be in porn. I don't mean she should be filmed having sex because that might cause temporary blindness to whom ever watched. What I mean is she has the perfect "porno voice." Every time she is outside she says her four favorite words:
--Oh Yeah
--Oh Baby
--Oh Gawd
--Phew, I'm exhausted
Now that the idea has come to me, that she has the voice of a porn star, I can't stop thinking about it. Every time she pops out one of her four favorite porno phrases, the unbidden image of her, legs spread, back arched floats up from the dark recesses of my mind. Believe me, I DO NOT want to be thinking this. I've tried blaring music, watching a movie on high volume, and even going into my bedroom. But nothing works. Her voice is literally that loud. Thankfully, she doesn't have a boyfriend because...I don't even want to think about it, cause the dirty images are starting to come up again. I need to go take a shower.
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